We’re receiving word from the City Council that there was absolutely not a Pink Floyd Multimedia Laser Spectacular this weekend at Radon Canyon, that there was never a Pink Floyd Multimedia Laser Spectacular ever near Night Vale.

 

“Pink Floyd is not even a thing,” said the Council, in a very stern, but quiet, statement just received by me, here, via phone. The Council, and this is strange, the entire Council, not just a representative of the Council, but the entire Council, just issued this statement, all speaking in unison, just now, over the phone; that Night Vale citizens are prohibited from discussing any lights or sounds coming from Radon Canyon this past weekend, and that they should just stop remembering Pink Floyd shows altogether. The Council reiterated that there is no way that they are huge Floyd fans, privately using public funds on a laser-powered seance to talk “hard-rockin’ classic jams” with the ghost of original front man Syd Barrett, and that Syd “wouldn’t even say anything juicy anyway, because he is such a gentleman, and an artist.”

 

This did not happen at all.

I have now listened to 24 episodes of Welcome to Night Vale this weekend and am all caught up. I’m also a fragile, cracked shell of my former self.  Please produce more.

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Lori Alden Holuta


Lori Alden Holuta lives between the cornfields of Mid-Michigan, where she grows vegetables and herbs when she’s not writing, editing, or playing games with a cat named Chives.


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